Thursday 22 October 2015

Roving penises and the burden of priesthood...

So, having sat before a congregation and preached day in, day out about fidelity and it's evil cousin infidelity, a bishop gets his foot caught in his own cassock and comes crashing down.

His penis more like, but hey!

Sex in holy places... no be today e start.

My problem is not with the fact that Bishop Anselm Madubuko is guilty of adultery and should immediately step down and stop making a mockery of Christianity, my problem is with his partner in crime.

Or rather if society and his church members are to be believed, the only criminal in this whole matter - the other woman.

If the news reports are to be believed,
"Madubuko, came on the pulpit on Sunday to confess that he has dated Kike for three months. He said she came to him as a prayer warrior and he didn’t suspect foul play till it was too late".

Once again, the man commits adultery, wipes his penis clean and absolves himself of all complicity.

It is the woman.

She made me do it.

What are we? Back in the garden of Eden?

No Pastor, the burden of priesthood is upon you and you will not shake off responsibility so easily.

Assume, just assume that just for the sake of argument she came on to you, who is the holy one? Who is the mature one? Who is the one filled with "da spirit of da rod"?

It is you sir.

You should act the man and take the blame a hundred percent. But to turn it to a "the woman deceived me and I fell" situation, then have the congregation actually expel her from the church?

Reminds me of when the adultress (who was apparently making love to herself) was caught and brought before the Lord then for condemnation and subsequent mob lynching.

"Pastor" Madubuko, I dare you - if you are truly a man of God, to find that portion of the bible, read it and confirm to me that you truly understand the burden that priesthood imposes on you.

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